If there’s one thing stoners have in common, it’s an appreciation for the finer things in life. I’m sure that you had your very own special smoke spot when you were growing up, whether it was a remote location in the woods, the shore of your favorite beach or maybe in the back of a 1974 AMC Gremlin with the windows rolled up. I’ve put together a list of some of the best places every stoner wishes they could smoke at. These are the equivalents of Disney World for those who like to partake.
Snoop Dogg’s Mancave
Honestly, smoking with Snoop would be an awesome experience; he’s no stranger to the stoner lifestyle and has a taste for only the finest of weed. His mancave (converted from a typical utility shed) has a plethora of attractions including an actual ‘61 Cadillac bumper converted into a luxurious smoking chair.
Taco Bell Drive-Thru
If you haven’t been on a late night munchies run to Taco Bell, you haven’t lived! Though, the food may take 20 minutes to get to you, it’s always worth the wait. Sitting in line for 20 minutes can be a bit boring, so why not take the time to blaze down? You’ll be good and toasty by the time you get your chalupa and it will make it seem worth the while!
This could be hit or miss for me. Taking a few good rips inside of a police station would probably give me a heart attack, but I can only dream of the day where it’s legal nationwide and we’re able to smoke up right in front of authority. Oh, what a glorious day that will be.
Top of Mt. Everest
At 30,000 ft. above sea level, Mount Everest seems an ideal spot to get your smoke on. Surrounded by a beautiful landscape, it’s certainly one of the prime smoking spots I can think of.
The Oval Office with President Obama
Regardless of whether you’re republican or democrat, you have to admit that Obama seems like a pretty cool guy. I think he’d make a hell of a smoking partner too. Blazing one up with him in the oval office would be a great way to protest your love for the land of the free!
Anywhere with Rhianna
I’ve got to admit, I’d probably enjoy knitting with Rhianna, even. But, given the choice, taking some hearty rips with her would be amazing. She’s got the looks and the talent to keep anyone entertained.
On an Airplane
What could be more enjoyable than getting baked at 45,000 ft. in the air going 500 miles per hour in a giant winged machine? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Inside the Sour Patch Kids Candy Factory
This is one of my all-time favorite stoney snacks. I could probably eat the company out of business given a 5 hour smoke session in their factory. I may succumb to diabetes, but it’d be totally worth it.
Top of the Statue of Liberty
Give me liberty or give me…..wait, what was I saying? Sporting a 35 foot around rump, lady liberty has enough junk in her trunk to put even Rhianna to shame. Did I mention you can smoke in her head? Count me in!
At High Times Magazine
This would have to be the ultimate smoking location. Why? Well, they are the unofficial masters of marijuana, they hang out with celebrities and they are the largest pro-marijuana magazine in the world. With that said, I’m pretty sure they know how to have fun.